How you like me now?!?!?

OK...So let me start this off by saying I haven't driven a car in six years. Well actually I did drive Han's car while she was in Taiwan, but that was only cuz there were these hot chicks and these couple movies and you know how that is.

But anyway, my license was suspended for God only knows what reason. I found this out only when I went to renew in OR. I instantly assumed it was related to the parasite I call my ex-wife so I decided I would rather die (or in this case not drive) than give the wench anymore money.

Well being a grown ass man (40 years old) I finally decided to put myself at the mercy of the law and go in and deal with the situation. So in I walk w/ expectations of possibly being jailed but definitely knowing that I was about to begin a paper chase. I walked up to the counter person and asked for a copy of my driving record so I could begin the Odyssey. To my horror she informed me that I had a whopping fine to pay. I shuddered as she revealed the price of my liberty...$55!!! After six years I was forced to pay a mere $55 to get my manhood back.

So I paid it, took a test, and now I am rolling. Now you may say how does one go from taking a test to rolling?? Well that is the purpose of this post. I would like you all to meet my new bestest friend. It may not be new, but it is new to me. My first beemer!! The big dog!! Quiet classic luxury!!

So I ask again,, How you like me now!!??!!