Michael's Gripes!!!

Is it just me or has the talent drop off on AI been just incredible? I mean Carrie Underwood is a backup singer at best, but these people this year have pretty much no distinguishing talents. Now don't get me wrong, there are some hot chicks, but this is not a beauty contest.

I think AI should become a biennial competition. Give the talent a chance to marinate.Age even. get some hair on its chest!!

And what's up w/ dancing/skating/ whatever with the stars. I mean they might as well cut to the chase and just make sleeping with the stars!! Now I bet that would get some ratings.

And what's up w/ Desperate Housewives? I don't even watch that show, but I hear it sucks lately?

And what's up with The O.C? I know there was not that much sex going on when I was in HS. now I have never seen that show either, but I have it from a reliable source that there is a lot of sex going on.

And what the heck is up w/ Teen Jeopardy? Now I am no idiot but a lot of those questions I would have no chance at answering. Those kids need to get outside a bit more.

And what's up w/ Nike? First they reject me then they call me back saying they really need to talk to me and then they won't answer my calls when I call them back.

And what's up w/ Gap? We apparently have missed the market yet we refuse to change anything. I know they say fashion comes back around, but that is usually over a period of decades. This crap is messing w/ my bonus!!

And what's up w/ BJ's Brewery? I went there the other night and they charged me $11 for a margarita!!! $11!!!! And there was maybe a thimble of tequila in there.

Well that is all for now.

HOLLA!!!

Big Mike!!